各位觀眾，今天我們要來「讚揚」一下 Cloudflare 這家公司的「天才」設計。我的帳號明明已經關閉了兩步驟驗證 (2FA)，結果呢？登入進去，它老兄還是要我輸入 2FA！好，算了，我忍。我心想，可能是系統延遲吧，我去後台徹底關掉它。結果，高潮來了！
你猜怎麼著？Cloudflare 告訴我：「要關閉 2FA？請先輸入您的 2FA 驗證碼。」 哇操！這不是鬼打牆是什麼？這不是一個完美的死循環是什麼？這設計師是剛從精神病院出來嗎？還是根本沒用過自己的產品？這邏輯簡直比我阿嬤的裹腳布還好笑！一個全球知名的網路安全公司，竟然能搞出這種低能的用戶體驗。這不是安全，這是智商檢測！Cloudflare，你們是來搞笑的嗎？你們的工程師都在喝奶茶嗎？這種設計，我給你零分，不能再高了！
Listen up, people. Today, we’re going to “applaud” the “genius” design from Cloudflare. My account clearly had Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) DISABLED. Yet, what happens when I log in? The system still demands a 2FA code! Fine, whatever, I’ll bite. I figured it must be a system lag, so I went to the settings to completely turn it off. And here’s the punchline!
Guess what Cloudflare tells me? “To disable 2FA, please enter your 2FA code.” Are you KIDDING me?! This is the definition of a deadlock! A perfect, hilarious infinite loop! Did the designer just escape from a padded room? Or have they simply never used their own product? This logic is more ridiculous than a screen door on a submarine! A globally recognized cybersecurity company pulling off this kind of moronic user experience. This isn’t security; it’s an IQ test! Cloudflare, are you guys serious? Are your engineers busy sipping lattes? This design gets an F, and that’s being generous!
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